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what's up fellow kids

Anonymous: why do people make up words like cisnormativity?

killbenedictcumberbatch:

why do people make up words at all? why do we have a structured language to convey concepts and meaning? why not just grunt and clap and fling our shit on the walls like chimpanzees

1 day ago with 6,893 notes

criminals >:O once me and my mum saw 2 men in a mercedes getting arrested, it was so exciting

the worst criminal activity i have ever been close to is my next door neighbour but one getting murdered by her abusive ex bf

we live in a tiny middle-upper class southern village so you can imagine how insane it was around here for a while, police came and interviewed all of us and there were police cars opposite for ages :o the headline on the daily mail was MURDER AT APPLE TREE COTTAGE!!!!!

it was pretty awful, he worked for a pharmaceuticals company and my mum even saw the van opposite while he was presumably like, killing her and tidying up :///

1 day ago with 1 note

police car is right opposite :O

:OOOOOO

1 day ago with 1 note

rydenarmani:

i can’t fucking stand jennifer lawrence but for the love of god don’t reblog her fucking leaked nudes they obviously weren’t meant to be put out there spreading them around makes you just as bad as whoever leaked them & i will unfollow you im not kidding i don’t care how close we are.

1 day ago with 7,853 notes

nectarine-nectar:

anna sui 2006 spring

shaistaisthebestest said: this made me laugh so hard bc imagining you w/ a wad of quorn mince hahahaha

i don’t even like meat mince and it looks sooo gross and wtf he just… a whole tub of nothing but mince

2 days ago with 0 notes

i asked my dad to bring me a quorn meal but he brought me like a giant tub of quorn mince :/

2 days ago with 4 notes

btw i totally get the hype re: chris pratt now, he is REALLY hot (and reminds me of ben a bit in that they’re both chunky [which sounds euphemistic but isn’t i swear], beardy, and fools)

i want to see it agaaaain

2 days ago with 2 notes